Rotting Riot

Bible Verse:
For we [are] strangers before thee, and sojourners, as [were] all our fathers: our days on the earth [are] as a shadow, and [there is] none abiding.

1 Chronicles 29:15




I use to dislike sweating. The icky wet substance that seeps out of your skin pores. I really really disliked it, so I kept away from physical activities....I know... i was weird. Anywho, a reason I disliked sweating was because I suffered from bad body odor. Yes, I wore deodorent, but since I get a new brand of deodorent every other week(I don't have a preference so I get whatever is on sale), the weaker ones didn't block my odor for more 4 hours! I'd be walking around asking myself if my pits could possibly stink that much. I was ashamed of myself. To avoid being called "Stinky" I avoided sweating, which surprisingly is alot easier than it sounds. The result was being called by my name and becoming fluffy. :3

Now though, it's quite the opposite. I still am conscious about my stench, but I am confident about it. If I stink and somebody calls me stinky, I couldn't possibly careless, it is, afterall, the truth. But if that someone leaves because I stink, then good riddance. Those special few who stick with me through my stench are who my real friends are. :)

It sounds like I made it up, but it is based on my life. It happens.

P.S. The fear of sweating, a.k.a. Hypothermosis.


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(I'd like to thank my friends Jimmy and Jesse Nieto who are twins, but together we are like triplets, and they introduce the band Say Anything to my life.)




“What you perceive, your observations, feelings, interpretations, are all your truth. Your truth is important. Yet it is not The Truth.” 

                                        -Linda Ellinor


I figured out how to be a good detective. And I'm not referring to the high school detective work where you just snoop around and be nosy. I'm talking about official detective work. Legit.....although sadly, the only way to explain it for me is to show you an example.

Case: Sixteen year old snotty rich blond girl named Barbie from Beverly hills, CA visits some of her southern-style family from a ranch town somewhere in Texas. Barbie was annoyed by the flight, and is disgusted by the weather, but is polite to people other than her parents.
Scenario: Barbie makes it through the day with no problems. The family liked her and she was having a good time. Then she realizes she is sleeping on an old spring mattress. Her delicate and pampered body finds it impossible to lay down. She marches down to her father to wake him and demands a hotel. Her father, Derrick, is awaken by his princess who is blowing this situation out of proportion. He finds her behavior rude and unnecessary, he saw no reason behind it.
To help this poor bloke out , I will demonstrate to Derrick how Barbie's behavior was not without due cause.

1.What? She wants to go to a hotel because she is NOT sleeping here.
2.Why? Barbie's skeletal structure is delicate due to sleeping on Temper-pedics since birth.
3.How? Derrick had a strong belief that sleeping was a reward, and can only be accomplished by having a good mattress. (but only the best for their princess)
4.How did the previous "how" happen? Derrick is a rising movie producer who has all the money in the world and is in love with his princess daughter. He will get her  anything she wants just to keep her happy.

With every new number, it gets closer to the answer to his original question which was, "Why was she being all crazy about not sleeping here?" Once he reaches the fourth level of the questions, he will realize that she is not acting crazy, or weird. She is being rational. And it was his fault.
All of those answered question Derrick should have already known and should've been able to solve the case of "Why was she being all crazy about not sleeping here?".
That's some good detective work if you ask me.

Case Closed

Thank you guys for reading. I know that this one may be a bit confusing, just let me know if you have any questions. :)  Leave a comment!