Sheep Need Sleep

Weekly Verse:He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight. 

Psalms 101:7


Exaggeration. It makes life worth living. Think about it. You're talking to your friend on the phone and he/she is trying to tell you how hot it was outside. So he/she says "Today was hotter than a thousand suns! If It was easter, the hobos would have an egg buffet. I think I'm getting sun burned by just telling you how hot it was!!" That is alot better than if they would of said "Man it's 100 degrees outside." Like which one of those stimulated your brain?! A stimulated brain is a happy one. Without exaggeration bands would of been stupid, because they wouldn't have microphones and amplifiers because those machines just exaggerate the sound. So we could rationally say that exaggeration makes the world go round.

We are all a big herd of pigs. Each with our very unique attributes and artwork of distinctive spots and blotches. It's not everyday when we come across a pig whose patterns resembles polka-dots! Polka dotted pigs are an endangered almost extincted breed. Whenever one of these pigs roams into your farm, don't be quick to get them out. Allow them to stay for awhile, the trials and trails that they could tell are worth your while. Who knows, maybe they may take a liking to you and decide to befriend you. And you know what they say about having a polka dotted pig as a friend; a penny saved is a penny earned.

I don't want to do anymore dedications on my blog because I feel like if I have a preference of people over others. But I don't. I love all my best friends equally. I don't know how I can tell because I love people in different ways for different things. I can't use love as a unit of measurement to determine who or what I love more. Let's use the example of water and fire. I love them both. Fire because it cooks my food an keeps me warm. Water because it hydrates me and keep me cool. But I couldn't say which I love more or which i'd prefer. Love is incomparable but when you think you love something or someone more than another, that's because you've reached another form of love. And because I'm not doing more dedications, I'll now be doing shout outs! This Weeks Shout Out goes to Jessica Lee Roberts. I love you and I miss you and I hope you read my blogs. 

Lol thanks for reading. Keep reminding me to do my blogs cus its already Friday and they're meant to be Wednesdays. Love you guys and comment!! 

Bats in the Belfry

Verse of the week:
Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth, while the evil days come not, nor the years draw nigh, when thou shalt say, I have no pleasure in them;

Ecclesiastes 12:1




I want to start this blog out by apologizing to all my faithful followers for not writing a blog last week although NOBODY noticed, or at least not that I know of. Putting that aside....As of yesterday I started playing racquetball!! It's an amazing sport! It accelerates my heart from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds!! Although I barely learned to play yesterday, and I've only invested about 3 hours in total, I consider myself a good player on the high end. Don't laugh. I'm serious, I think those 4 years of high school tennis might have something to do with it. But whatever it is that's helping me, I like it. I already beat my master (Speer) 2 our of 3 today. Racquetball is definitely on the top 5 fav sports list. If anybody wants to play, I have an extra racquet's, and an extra can of Whoop-Ass!!

In the summer of 07 during a wild and deadly tropical storm a brave dog rose into the ranks of heroism. LOL! I have no idea why I wrote that. Like seriously. I don't even remember having that in my mind or nothing. Makes you wonder huh? "Dang, what's that guy smoking?!" If you read my very first blog you'll know that I'm taking up a class called Interpersonal Communications and I gotta tell you guys, I absolutely love this class. So far I've learned nothing new!! It just pointed out obvious things that have remained hidden to me my whole life!! Like: did you know that i'm an introvert?! I know you don't know what that means so go google it!! Yeah, crazy stuff. Actually I found that out through a FREE personality test you can take online yourself!! Human Metrics just take the Jung Typology test and find out! I dare you!!

Haaa!! Finally! My last section, the home stretch, the easiest part to write because I can see the light from the exit of the tunnel! This section shall be another dedication (Don't like them? Get over it!). It's going to one of my best friends that I love and cherish, HEATHER ROBERTS. She's freak'n awesome, let me tell you about her. I found Heather, also known as "Illy" to me, my Junior year in my sociology class. But didn't really talk until second semester of my senior year, which would quite accurately be about a year ago. She has the power to bestow upon my life the gift of illumination with a simple "Goodmorning". She is (or was) a great runner and has tons of medals and stuff of that sort for it. She studies too darn far so I don't see her often, but I lover to death and I know that our friendship will survive any hardships to come, and any distance that intrudes, or ANYTHING! She is and forever will be my best freind Illy <3

(For Heather: I didn't write you a poem on my blog like I did Lynnette's, but I didn't want the same for you as what I did for her. Plus, you get enough poems already.)

                                                              Hahah! That's her :D


Thanks for reading! That's all I have to say this time. lol

Arctic Assault

Weekly verse:
All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any. 

1 Corinthians 6:12


So winter finally arrived and sadly I have already awaken from my annual winter hibernation. The food is scarce, and the winds are strong, I guess this is where all the Man vs. Wild training kicks in. I gotta go out and face ferocious weather, survive malnutrition, and endure wild animal attacks. It's just another day in the world of the Juanasaurous. It's a tough world, but someones gotta stand up to and pretend to be tougher.

One day I am going to go base jumping. and best thing about it is that I plan on free climbing the rock wall that I plan on jumping off from. So it'll be double the adventure!! It'll be like a squirrel climbing a tree to reach a nut only to jump off the tree and open it's flaps because he is totally nuts!! lol Who's down to go with me?! It'll be the most memorable day of our puny, insignificant, little life!!

This section has a name. It's called LOVELY LYNNETTE. Ha! It was a special request, and since I totally, utterly, and most definitely love my Heylynn I could not turn her request down. Nettles, you are freak'n awesome. I feel that not everyone appreciates you for who you are because you're oh so sweet and caring (NOT nosy). And I totally enjoy the random phone calls because NOBODY (NicCo did at one point) But I mean NOBODY calls me like that. I LOVE it. :) And I love you. And as a token of my undying appreciation, here's a little poem that I wrote just now. 

"Wave to the Horizon"

A walk in the sand, no shells on the shore.

A glance of the horizon arises a craving for more.

Experienced at firsthand will leave you rewarded,

Because otherwise, the beauty may be a bit distorted.

Lynnette, like you in this world there is no other,

You are an identical twin sister, but to me you're both a complete different color.

Sit tight on this bumpy ride and enjoy the waves,

For in this life it's either that, or to live in the maze of the caves.

                       

                               By: Juan E. Casas

I LOVE YOU!

Thanks for reading everyone! Keep in tune with my blogs every WEDNESDAYS lol. Leave a comment or something, I promise you i'll appreciate it. :)